I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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