How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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