I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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