He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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