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the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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