We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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