He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
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