Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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