woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I didn't notice because vodka
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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