HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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