it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
My vagina is very pro this idea
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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