She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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