ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
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