and next time when you feel me up, do it right
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I miss vodka workout Fridays
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
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