I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
me + whiskey = a bad person
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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