Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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