is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
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