I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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