Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
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