I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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