Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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