i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
Is it because I queefed?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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