So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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