So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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