I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
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