Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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