my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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