She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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