Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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