Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Randomize
