No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
well you can't waste a boner
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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