I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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