HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
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