And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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