that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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