but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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