Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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