This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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