apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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