People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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