Fine. I'll sleep in my office
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I can't turn off my feet"
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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