That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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