hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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