Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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