ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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