yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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