Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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