I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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