Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
