He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
