i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Panties = found
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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