roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
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