I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
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