we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
you made out with another girl for some wings
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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