the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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