Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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