i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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